{"id":1397,"date":"2011-04-11T20:15:57","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T00:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/?p=1397"},"modified":"2011-04-11T20:15:57","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T00:15:57","slug":"funny-thing-r-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/?p=1397","title":{"rendered":"Funny thing R said"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So R and I were reading a story.  In the story a child who was mis-behaving got send to the principal&#8217;s office.  She asks &#8220;Why do you get send to the principal&#8217;s office&#8221;?  I explained that when you behaviour is so bad that your teacher can&#8217;t deal with you, you get sent to the principal&#8217;s office to talk to them.  So I asked her &#8220;Do you ever get sent to the principal&#8217;s office&#8221;?  She answers &#8220;no, oh, only to get hurt&#8221;  HAHAHAH.<br \/>\nI asked her if she got hurt often, but she was laughing to hard to answer at this point&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Another first for J-bean today, we read stories while he drank his bottle, and then BRUSHED TEETH before bed&#8230;.mind you his first brushing was only about 10 seconds long, but I really wanted to make sure it stayed positive!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So R and I were reading a story. In the story a child who was mis-behaving got send to the principal&#8217;s office. She asks &#8220;Why do you get send to the principal&#8217;s office&#8221;? I explained that when you behaviour is so bad that your teacher can&#8217;t deal with you, you get sent to the principal&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1397"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1398,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions\/1398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}