{"id":405,"date":"2008-12-10T21:23:31","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T01:23:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/?p=405"},"modified":"2008-12-10T21:23:31","modified_gmt":"2008-12-11T01:23:31","slug":"im-an-expert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/?p=405","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m an expert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was helping R get dressed in snow pants, jacket etc.   As I was zipping her up, R tells me, &#8220;Mummy, you are the best zipper-puller-upper&#8221;.   I said thanks, and she continues, &#8220;We should have a talent show, and you should pull up zippers&#8221;.   So, there you have it.  I am an expert zipper-puller-upper!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was helping R get dressed in snow pants, jacket etc. As I was zipping her up, R tells me, &#8220;Mummy, you are the best zipper-puller-upper&#8221;. I said thanks, and she continues, &#8220;We should have a talent show, and you should pull up zippers&#8221;. So, there you have it. I am an expert zipper-puller-upper!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thingsthatgrowinmygarden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}